Abuse the fuse
Anger the cobra
Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ
Bash the bishop
Battle the Cyclops
Clear the snorkel
Crank the one-eyed yoghurt thrower
Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters
Do the Johnson and ball dance
Erupt old faithful
Foreskin mambo
Free the captive ninja
Groom the Wookie
Hitch-hike to heaven
Impregnate the air
Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion
Jerk the Johnson
Keepin' the mortar clean
Let Elvis leave the building
Move the joystick
Nuke the whale
Oil the barrel
Polish the sword of happiness
Relish up the hot dog
Shake hands with the unemployed
Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend
Spank the monkey (klasik, jebiga)
Twiddle the bone flute
Unsheathe the meat sword
Visit the petting zoo
Wax the ol' Torpedo
Wrestle with Jimmy
Yolk the egg
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Post je objavljen 30.03.2005. u 00:02 sati.