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Life's a piece of shit!

ČINJENICE:
1.Mrzim ponedjeljke
2.Spaval sam 3 sata prošlu noć
3.Prvu pravu hranu okusil sam u 8 navečer
4.Bil na faksu i skužil da imam duplo više posla za ovaj tjedan u odnosu na ono kak sam si ja isplaniral
5.Skužil da nema teoretske da nabavim skripte za dva ispita koja sam već prijavil za idući tjedan
6.Auto sam vozil na takvoj rezervi da sam mislil da bude narančasta lampica ekplodirala (čitaj: 2dcl benzina za 30km - umjetnost)
7.Spaval sam popodne 2 sata i do maloprije sam se osjećal ko da me pregazil tramvaj
8.Sad sam potpuno budan, i osjećam se ko da sam spaval 10sati
9.Kaj znači da se opet ne budem mogel pristojno naspavati i ovu noć.
10.Ubil sam se sa hranom, ko da sam pojel nilskog konja. (posljedica onog pod 2.)
11. Buljim u monitor i pitam se kaj ja sad to pišem??

Baš si mislim, ok je kaj je konačno malo zatoplilo - jučer sam prvi put pomislil na to da proljeće i nije tak daleko.... Kaj je važno, da konačno ne moram nositi tolko puno odjeće sa sobom - to me užasno živcira. I to kaj su dani sve dulji mi je ok. Dobro, ne znam kome nije. Nisam baš pametan danas. Eh, da - vjerojatno uskoro, ak mi se bude dalo, mogel bi na ovom blogu objavljivati jednu priču u nastavcima. Samo kad ja velim uskoro, to bi moglo biti i za 6 mjeseci.
I tak je to. U nedostatku inspiracije,za kraj, evo jedne pjesmice, koju, nadam se, svi znate:


Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...





Post je objavljen 15.02.2005. u 00:47 sati.