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Here is some helpful advice and a few valuable tips: 1 Be Different - Most Profiles Look Exactly the Same! Clean short funny jokes Funny one line jokes about dating, relationships and marriage to make you smile.
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Because your self is an awfully large topic. Luckily, we profile of a great cheat. Instead let someone else do it for you and use a quote. So look through the list, pick what resonates with one, and add a little something special to your profile. Silly and Lighthearted May you live every day of your life. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Seuss I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Heinlein There are as many kinds of love as there are hearts. Love is something that finds you. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Jones Love is quivering happiness. Eadie That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Eliot Every strike brings me closer to the next liner run. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things. Not every man really lives. They know the way. Dreams are for real. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. If not now, when? Kennedy Giving A loving heart is the truest wisdom. But we can do small things with great love. The more experiments you make the better. Seuss Today is your site, your mountain is waiting. So get on your way. Seuss Thoughtful Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward. Do not seek it without. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. Get on with living and loving.