17 People Share Their Most Brutally Cringeworthy Hook-Up Story
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Lemme see that camera... I have severely improved my predicament! Our problem is that people all over the world have obeyed the dictates of leaders and millions have been killed because of this obedience. This bedroom's over in that guy's house!
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About halfway into our virginity-losing session, his mother pops her head in to ask if I can stay for taco night, and we both scream at her to not come down the stairs. She knew exactly what was quote on, and needless to say, taco night was ruined that week. Lily A dude and I had been talking online for like, way too long. We both knew we were only ever going to hookup; there was no real chemistry, just a moderate physical hook that was pretty hot at the time but was always doomed to quickly fizzle. Not my finest moment but we all have lapses in judgement. Everyone finishes, we pass out in his bed, and I wake up in the morning with a semi-intact, if blurry, memory of the night before. And then it dawns on me. And let me tell you something about my period: it does not fuck around. That shit shows up with a vengence and makes no apologies. After I clean myself up I creep back in to the bedroom to assess the damage. I grab my things and I bolt. My phone had died in the drunk so I plug it in.