(Ili kako sam radikalno utjecao na regionalnu promjenu čimbenika vanjske politike SAD-a)
mamuran se budim u Cartageni del Indias i imam 6 neodgovorenih poziva od: Donald Trump. uzvraćam poziv. zvoni dvaput.javlja se Melanija:
-Kae kurba hrvaška, pa kje si pizda?
-sve su Slovenke joleleleidiii! kae pizda? kaćemo u Gavioli? greva na Kanzyania?
-Ne brijem več a veš?čakaj no, zdaj ti bum poklicala muža...Donnie, Donnie...naj počakaš ker takrat se tušira sa ćerkom
-in Slovenka? kaj se bu zgodilo? svetovna vojna? kak ti pa je u tistoj beloj hiži?
-hudo pizda, ni cajta a veš? Michelle mi je fajn džumbusa naredla, stylish woman a veš, ni za pesima ni čistila, malo prije sam ugazila u govno od one njihove pudlice?
-jbg Slovenka, zajeban je taj Obama ker
-ahahahahahahaha! na, pridrži klic...Donald prihaja, dijoooo!
-aj...
-Hallo? is that a(ej)...Blogdogg?
-In person. Who am I speakin with?
-I'm Trump, for Christ's sake!
-I'm sorry but I can't hear you? You are drunk?
-Oh yeah, now that's a good one! Gimme no democrat crapp!
-I got you, right?
-You got me by the balls you sick son of a sick bitch! hear me now and hear me well...I gotta find this european blonde bitch...I can't remember her name right now?
-Big tits?
-pure european generic stuff!
-Are we talkin bout Key Gi Key?
-Key Key Key? I bet she is a member cause the bitch is the blondest arian bitch I ever saw!
-Kolinda?
-Yes! Linda! Anyway...last time she overslept at Rubio's place down in Florida but the motherfucker's a fuckin gay. So she went home disappointed and on her way home, she tweeted me some hot pictures of her gorgeous tits. You gotta find her cause I'm in real trouble finding her sheepfuckin country on my map.
-Did you try google earth?
-Ok, now hold on... I found the aplication. What's the name of the country?
-Serbia.
-Suborbia?
-Serbia, you crazy fuck!
-Oh man, I'll make that Serbia whatever great again!
Post je objavljen 13.03.2018. u 00:03 sati.