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Lovro
One morning while I was sitting and thinking about what I m going to write in this blog, he was casually walking towards me, and then it suddenly came to my mind: I will write about him, Lovro Posarić.
Lovro (in Zabok also known as “Haker”) is a small boy from a big city called Zlatar. He is pretty tall and generally athletically built.
1. His physique
With this type of body you would assume that he is very good at sports, and you would be right. He is probably the best athlete in the class (and maybe even school). For the purpose of this blog I asked him which sport/sport discipline is his favorite. He said: “front roll!”. I must say that I totally agree with his choice because it is absolutely magnificent when he does one. Moving on to his dressing style. He always dresses according to the latest fashion and you will never see him wearing the same pair of clothes for a two straight days. If you don’t know what to wear or how to dress for the certain occasion, ask him, he will help you.
2. His style
When I first met him I was amazed by the way he is speaking, and I m still amazed. You could say that he is man of many languages but few words. His sentences are short (max five words) but he often speaks in other languages (examples of his common phrases: German-“arbeit macht frei” , Italian-“cazzo”, etc.)
There is a one thing you don’t want to do: you don’t want to piss him off! And if you somehow manage to do it, it is better for you to prepare yourself to be punched (several times). Also he will start talking very fast and you probably won’t understand anything (it sounds like “Uzičko kolo”).
So the third option is not to speak with him (the best option). Then you will occasionally hear some weird noises that resemble to animal mating calls. Because of his weird screeching I assumed that he might be interested in animals and after a shorter investigation I found some clues that confirms that.
3.Evidence
Long story short he is a very interesting (and wierd) person and I hope he wont get mad because I don’t want bruises on my shoulders or ankles.
Post je objavljen 19.05.2017. u 23:27 sati.