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Dear Katie Holmes!
Dear Katie Holmes!
It's all over the media that you're divorcing your husband Tom Cruise. To be honest, I really do enjoy the soundtrack of the Top Gun and I find Kelly McGillis to be one beautiful woman. Yes I know, she likes girls. So do I. And that's that what I like about Tom Cruise. When You decided to married him, I was deeply saddened. I was much younger and still in age when I was thinking, if I only met You, maybe I could do something. Crazy college kid. Happens to everyone.
I've never met You. Only saw You on the TV. The only reason why I was watching Dawson's Creek back in high school. When Joshua Jackson's character managed to date your character, that was really nice (Yes, I know you were dating, also, in real life). I watched few of your movies, Wonder Boys are really great, Batman Begins I don't really like (I don't like the way Christopher Nolan makes his movies) and I haven't seen the new stuff, to be honest. Honesty is my real problem, in this country, being honest is like having no hands. But, it's one beautiful country, where people have their little ways.
Why am I writing all this? Since You're getting divorced, that means you'll be free to date. There are probably few dozen hundred guys thinking the same thing. I know You will never see this, but I would really like to call You for a glass of wine or something like that. I don't have money, I don't have magic powers, You would have to fly to Croatia, to Zagreb.
I do offer good company, intelligent talk, crazy little crowd made of smart girls and boys who drink wine from the plastic cups in the parks of Zagreb. You could feel like You're back in high school. And I know how You Americans love that high school feeling, probably because you're old enough to do some adult stuff and still young enough not to worry about future, like one has to do when you turn eighteen. Here in Croatia, we probably do this until we're 40. Married people do it, when their parents keep eye on their kids. I know you have a daughter and that's not a problem, for some strange reason kids seem to like me.
So if You ever see this, think about it.
Sincerely Yours,
Pero Panonski/Pete of Pannonia
(Editor je super, objavis, a ne objavis! I tako od kada postoji ova stvar!)
Post je objavljen 30.06.2012. u 14:21 sati.