CLEANING FALSE TEETH : CLEANING GLASS WITH VINEGAR.
Cleaning False Teeth
Loss of youth and its power and opportunities, as with the ageing process and loss of good looks. Perhaps it suggests lies told or false appearances. Assumed social power and appearance, or not keeping spoken promises.
Dentures are prosthetic devices constructed to replace missing teeth, and which are supported by surrounding soft and hard tissues of the oral cavity.
a removable denture
Make (something or someone) free of dirt, marks, or mess, esp. by washing, wiping, or brushing
(clean) free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits; "children with clean shining faces"; "clean white shirts"; "clean dishes"; "a spotlessly clean house"; "cats are clean animals"
Remove the innards of (fish or poultry) prior to cooking
the act of making something clean; "he gave his shoes a good cleaning"
make clean by removing dirt, filth, or unwanted substances from; "Clean the stove!"; "The dentist cleaned my teeth"
Joke Present
As a joke gift, My eldest boy got me a Christmas/Birthday present to reflect the fact that I have reached a Milestone (or Millstone) age.
As a newly created 50 year old, he has assembled a few essentials to help me in the twilight years.
Incontinence pants.
Steradent. Denture cleaner for the false teeth I might one day need.
Constipation suppositories.
Old Spice aftershave, for that 70s retro smell.
Calcium tablets for my brittle bones.
Prunes for my digestion.
Horlicks for a hot milky drink when I go to bed, probably af 8pm because of my senility.