Bike Pants Clip. 2009 Cannondale Road Bikes. Bikes Magazines
Bike Pants Clip
Underpants
(pant) breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted; "The runners reached the finish line, panting heavily"
(pant) the noise made by a short puff of steam (as from an engine)
Trousers
Rubbish; nonsense
bloomers: underpants worn by women; "she was afraid that her bloomers might have been showing"
A bicycle or motorcycle
motorcycle: a motor vehicle with two wheels and a strong frame
bicycle: a wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot pedals
bicycle: ride a bicycle
Cut short or trim (hair, wool, nails, or vegetation) with shears or scissors
Cut off a thing or part of a thing with shears or scissors
cartridge holder: a metal frame or container holding cartridges; can be inserted into an automatic gun
time: an instance or single occasion for some event; "this time he succeeded"; "he called four times"; "he could do ten at a clip"
Trim or remove the hair or wool of (an animal)
nip: sever or remove by pinching or snipping; "nip off the flowers"
"waiting for that chickenshit Armenian"
This is Ellie Arroway. That's what she told me her name was, anyway She was hanging out down the block from where I live. She was wielding an orange that she said she was going to throw at some Armenian guy. "I am gonna hit him with this tomato" she said furiously. Her bike was laying on the curb. She was really worked up. She proceeded to tell me about conspiracies, and secrets, and truths. She is vehemently anti- a lot of things. She is a racist and a victim and very crazy. She was well-dressed, wearing clean clothes, and had an iPod clipped to her pants.
Here's some of what I learned from conversing with her:
Salma Hayek isn't Mexican.
Colin Powell caused the oil spill.
She is constantly threatened by "entities."
All black people have AIDS.
Carlos Santana is a traitor.
We should ally with the Japanese and the Koreans and launch all our missiles into the Garden of Eden.
I wish I could remember more of it. There was a lot. When I asked her how we should fix all these problems, she said, desperately, "By speaking the truth!"
After 45 minutes of waiting for her to throw her "tomato" I said I was going home on my bike, so she said she was going home too. On her bike.
The end.
Greasy Gears
dirt + grease = dirty jeans
Unless you're 5 or ride those nice Dutch bikes, most bicycles don't have chain guards. If you're wearing pants you run the risk of staining them from the chain grease, and even worse, getting your pant leg caught in the chainring and flipping over the bar. So roll up your pant leg, stuff it in your sock, put a rubber band over it, or get a pants clip.