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Bell Toddler Bike Helmet Value Pack (Funny Frogs)

Designed for beginning cyclists and passengers ages two to five, this adorable bike helmet set from Bell includes a helmet, knee pads, and horn, all adorned with a frog-themed design. The helmet is CPSC approved and features extended rear coverage for added protection and seven vents to keep your little one cool on warm days of riding. Durable knee pads will protect bikers from skins and scrapes while a matching horn adds some fun to the ensemble. About Bell More world champions have worn Bell Helmets than all other helmet brands combined. From Grand Prix racing through the Indy 500 to Olympic cycling, Bell helmets have played a vital role in protecting sportsmen and women for nearly 50 years. Bell began as a small auto parts store in a suburb of Los Angeles. Growing under the leadership of Roy Richter, Bell became a leader in safety equipment for auto racing, motorcycling, and then bicycling. His commitment to creating great product through a close connection with the sport, along with his trust of and care for the people who worked for him, turned Bell from a one-man operation into a multi-million dollar enterprise. His legacy lives on today in Bell's commitment to racing, quality and innovation.Set includes CPSC-approved helmet, one pair of knee pads, and a matching hornAppropriate for ages two to fiveHelmet fits head size 19 to 20-1/2 inchesSeven top vents keep little heads cool

Designed for beginning cyclists and passengers ages two to five, this adorable bike helmet set from Bell includes a helmet, knee pads, and horn, all adorned with a frog-themed design. The helmet is CPSC approved and features extended rear coverage for added protection and seven vents to keep your little one cool on warm days of riding. Durable knee pads will protect bikers from skins and scrapes while a matching horn adds some fun to the ensemble.
About Bell
More world champions have worn Bell Helmets than all other helmet brands combined. From Grand Prix racing through the Indy 500 to Olympic cycling, Bell helmets have played a vital role in protecting sportsmen and women for nearly 50 years. Bell began as a small auto parts store in a suburb of Los Angeles. Growing under the leadership of Roy Richter, Bell became a leader in safety equipment for auto racing, motorcycling, and then bicycling. His commitment to creating great product through a close connection with the sport, along with his trust of and care for the people who worked for him, turned Bell from a one-man operation into a multi-million dollar enterprise. His legacy lives on today in Bell's commitment to racing, quality and innovation.

HOW TO WORM A CAT IN AN IDEAL WORLD:

1. Hold cat's head firmly and open mouth.

2. Put pill at back of throat.

3. Hold mouth shut and massage throat until cat swallows pill.


HOW TO WORM A CAT IN THE REAL WORLD:

1. Cradle cat in hook of left arm, place right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently squeeze cheeks. Pop pill into mouth and let cat swallow.

2.Retrieve pill from behind tv and cat from behind sofa. Repeat step 1.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and discard sodden pill. Pop out new pill from fancy foil dispenser. Cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of throat with forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

4. Bathe bites with soothing unguent, rescue pill from under bookshelf and cat from under the wardrobe. Call man from garden. Kneel on floor , with cat between knees. Grip front and rear paws ignoring weird primaeval growling from cat. Get man to grip head firmly and force ruler into cat's mouth. Roll pill down ruler into mouth and massage cat's throat like pate de foie gras goose.

5.Tear cat from expensive curtain, get another pill and sweep shattered Spode and family heirloom figurines into wastepaper basket. Run scratched arm under cold tap.

6. Wrap cat in a large towel , head just visible. Ask man to lie on cat and put pill at end of drinking straw. Force cat's mouth open and blow pill down cat's throat.

7. Check label to see if harmful to humans. Gargle with Scotch to take away taste, while sponging worse of blood from carpet.

8. Call fire brigade to get cat down from top of poplar tree.

9. Tie cat's front and rear paws with twine, like suckling pig. Bind to table leg. Don heavy duty pruning gauntlets and bicycle helmet. Push pill into mouth followed but large piece of steak.

10. Open bottle of industrial strength vodka. Bathe wounds with half and drink the rest.

P.S. To give a dog a pill: wrap it in bacon.


From the hilarious and amazing book "211 things a bright girl can do" by Bunty Cutler

DAMN I'm sore today. Probably not as bad as Carlton. He went over the handle bars and flipped and wiped out pretty spectacularly. I'm just sunburned and sore. I'll stop whining. I'm just really proud of myself...I'm in better shape then I was back in February when I started working out, because there is no way I would have made it that far if I was not working out as much as I have been. Soon I will be able to go farther. Now I have goals...more defined goals then before. I'm really excited. It has taken me so long to get healthy...and now I am seeing results. Not weight loss...but a HUGE change in my abilities and in my mind set!!! I have given up on the scale...now it is just about the mental and emotional change.

Planet of the apes on wheels! One of the strangest and most entertaining bicycle safety videos ever made, One Got Fat is a bizarre concoction of 1960's goofball children's antics. The film poses many startling questions: for instance, why is it necessary for all the kids in this movie to wear monkey masks and tails while they go out on reckless bike rides? Bordering on surrealism, the masked youths meet various terrible fates as they get hit by trucks and fall down holes - though there's no violence at all and the mood is humorous and cartoon-like throughout. One Got Fat is a must see film for anyone interested in the fascinatingly unusual cinema that was produced in the 1960s.