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Paris Hilton tries God on her side.

It is so ironic that the heiress of what trades as the hotel chain for those who are well heeled, discriminating and discerning should have so much more in common with day time TV trailer trash. There has been considerable fury that, in her criminal conviction, she has received consistently preferential treatment including, for example, regular visits from members of her family. Then again even though the American Constitution confers equal rights on all citizens, it is a plutocracy and an unfair society where even the legal system defers to the wealthy and comes down harder on the economically challenged.

Paris makes statements through her attorney and this is very probably a shrewd move since she appears to be poorly educated, inarticulate and a lose cannon. She belongs or is appended to a kind of secular royalty , those who are wealthy enough not to work, who cannot empathise with the have nots but are generally willing to do , for example, charity work and throw money at causes to try to buy integrity.

The latest twist in the tale of Paris in jail comes as no surprise as the latest stunt has been pulled by, for example, the violent rapist, Mike Tyson. She has , miraculously found God ,a fumbled damage limitation ploy that seems to be tried whilst it is convenient , by any celeb that is deprived of their liberty and gets banged up in the slammer. Of course being a shallow and publicity hungry hyena, this finding of faith lost credibility immediately because she was straight on the phone to ABC’s highest rated chat show host when the irony is that she doesn’t seem to realise that nobody else but her gives a dam if she has or has not discovered God . She is incapable of discovering anything and the God idea very probably was dreamed up for her by her agent or lawyers.

Writing in the Daily Mirror today, Brian Reade has an excellent column on the subject headlined “Paris Won’t stick to her yo-yo deity” that had me laughing out loud.

“Paris Dear, we see through your ploy”, he writes, So you may as well drop all this stuff about doing God’s work among the poor. You can’t work for a start. Brain doesn’t stop there and ridicules her in wonderfully witty prose. He continues “Upon release you’ll realise that it is harder for a trust fund heiress to fall knickerless into heaven than it is for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle. Or, even worse, that there’s five calories in a Holy Communion wafer. Meaning you’ll either beg daddy to build needles big enough for camels, or taking revenge on God for being soo-o goddamm demanding by making a porn movie called One Night in Heaven. Either way mankind will be immeasurably enriched .”

I researched Paris Hilton Jokes on the net and found a visual joke that has wonderful irony for any lecherous individuals who don't get that words can be ambiguous.

This is a show of Paris Hilton screwing. It is funny not vulgar so check this link out !

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