T Shirt is a 1976 album by Loudon Wainwright III. Unlike his earlier records, this (and the subsequent 'Final Exam') saw Wainwright adopt a full blown rock band (Slowtrain) - though there are acoustic songs on T-Shirt, including a talking blues.
A short-sleeved casual top, generally made of cotton, having the shape of a T when spread out flat
A T-shirt (T shirt or tee) is a shirt which is pulled on over the head to cover most of a person's torso. A T-shirt is usually buttonless and collarless, with a round neck and short sleeves.
jersey: a close-fitting pullover shirt
A collection of such expressions identified with a particular person, esp. a political or religious leader
ancient teachings or sayings
A short, pithy expression that generally contains advice or wisdom
A saying is something that is said, notable in one respect or another, to be "a pithy expression of wisdom or truth."
(kid) be silly or tease one another; "After we relaxed, we just kidded around"
Deceive (someone) in a playful or teasing way
(kid) child: a young person of either sex; "she writes books for children"; "they're just kids"; "`tiddler' is a British term for youngster"
Deceive or fool (someone)
(kid) pull the leg of: tell false information to for fun; "Are you pulling my leg?"
it's a day for ranting
The 50 Things I Could Do Without (Saturday/Week Before Christmas Edition):
1. Insensitivity.
2. Having a really shitty sense of direction.
3. People wanting credit for doing the things they're supposed to do.
4. Running out of time in the day to listen to as much music as I’d like.
5. Cosmetic companies discontinuing my favorite shade of nail polish.
6. Restaurants that have cheese in literally everything. Same with mushrooms.
7. People who drive 10 MPH slower than the speed limit in the left lane on the interstate.
8. All the crappy pop songs my mom forces me to listen to when I'm in the car with her. If I hear one more song by Lady Gaga or Beyonce, I'm going to set myself on fire.
9. Ironing.
10. High rise jeans. I’m probably an outlier on this, but I love low rise jeans and if they ever go out of style so you can’t buy any more, I will scream and cry and never wash the ones I have, hoping they’ll last until they come back in fashion.
11. People who call the same number for 200 rings in a row before giving up.
12. Long, awkward goodbyes.
13. Guinea hens in the road.
14. People who buy their babies onesies with band logos on them. Stop trying to be cool and turning your kid into some rockstar baby.
15. Also, t-shirts with stupid sayings like “i fucked your girlfriend/boyfriend” or “porn star” or “can’t sleep, clowns will eat me”.
16. Mariah Carey Christmas songs.
17. Distressed jeans. I’ll end up putting holes in my jeans myself. I don’t need a store to do it for me to create the illusion that I have a life.
18. Moccasins on anyone other than an Indian or my grandfather.
19. Assholes in their mammoth gas guzzlers cutting me off all the damn time because I happen to drive a compact car. Fucking choads. I hope they choke on their gas.
20. Feeling nauseous. I absolutely cannot stand it and will make myself throw up rather than suffer through it.
21. Coconut-flavored anything.
22. People who think they have more of a right to my personal space than I do.
23. A man who can cook is fawned over, but cooking skills are still expected of women.
24. Having to explain my love-hate relationship with cooking to other women. You may find it relaxing; I don’t. I find it to be a production. And I cook only for myself; cooking for others requires a lot more mental energy.
25. Being told, even subtley, that I need to grow up.
26. People who can’t view a person’s art as distinct from their life.
27. How people get so sucked in when an abducted/murdered child is covered by the media. Creepy.
28. Compulsive liars.
29. People who spit on the ground. Gross. Stop acting like a neanderthal and swallow your spit like the rest of us.
30. The previews for this “Bride Wars” movie and how it makes me want to choke on my own soul.
31. Anyone who thinks they know me better than I know myself. You don’t and you never, ever will.
32. Dog hair on the carpet.
33. Cat hair anywhere other than on a cat.
34. For dudes: do not high-five your dad when he gives me the once over and does the creepy-old-man eyebrow wiggle. I will break up with you as soon as we are out of your dad’s earshot. Because I’m respectful like that.
35. Also, after I just got done telling you that I recently had to put my cat down and how broken up I was over it, do not proceed to tell me how much you really hate cats.
36. My neck hurting after I slept on it wrong.
37. Hangovers.
38. Insomnia.
39. People telling me what my priorities should be.
40. Not being taken seriously because I’m only twenty-something and cannot possibly understand the real issues just because I happen to disagree.
41. All the Christmas shit before I’d even celebrated Thanksgiving. Please, Christmas, retreat back to December and let Thanksgiving have its month back! God forbid it can’t be turned into a stupid fucking marketing vehicle like every other holiday, and just be about families getting together and enjoying a nice dinner.
42. People who won’t consider adopting shelter dogs because they’re under the misconception that they’re all somehow damaged.
43. Brody Jenner.
44. Cat callers. It’s not a compliment. It’s creepy and rude. I’m just trying to walk my dog, not dancing at a bar. Please leave me alone.
45. Sun on my face when I’m sleeping.
46. Having to board Kolada for the holidays.
47. Insults disguised as compliments.
48. People who need enemies to feel important.
49. People who let their cats roam free all over the neighborhood and do whatever they want. I wouldn’t let my dogs do that and I wish I got the same respect back.
50. Debbie Downers.
Where the hell is Ogdensburg??
or the name could be "where the hell did Santa put my Gameboy cause everyone else got one except me"!
Yes, one year I thought I would get a good jump on Christmas ... after all five kids, blended families, multiple sets of parents, grandparents etc. can prove to be a kick in the wallet...so I went early...bought them ALL a gameboy.
Christmas morning ... they all opened theirs ... where was his? Oh no.....I couldn't remember....yes, eventually I found it that day...I felt so bad.
The shirt we got on a trip GP and I took shopping over the border and brought the kids all back a shirt...he loved his cause it had swearing on it, rule was though he couldn't wear it to school. LOL