Pregled posta

Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
But be, as you have been, my happiness...
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.