Truth has beauty, power and necessity.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.