Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.
It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?