Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
He who laughs, lasts!
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.