My home is not a place, it is people.
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.