Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.