I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.