You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
A smiling face is half the meal.