Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.