From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.