The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.