The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.