Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.