When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.