Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.