They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.