I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.