Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
The best way out is always through.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.