Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.