The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.