A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
A joke's a very serious thing.