The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.