There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.