Well done is better than well said.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."