I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.