As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
Don't mace him!" I shouted over the din. "You'll get us all too.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.