Stan: Why do we color eggs?
Dad: So that the Easter Bunny can hide them.
Stan: Yeah, but why?
Dad: Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.
Stan: So we dip eggs into colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?
Dad: That's right.
Stan: You don't see the missteps in logic with that? Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs, there seems to be a gap of information.
Dad: Damn it, just dye your eggs!
(South Park, Fantastic Easter Special)