The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.