Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.