Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.