God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.