Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
It is not much for its beauty that makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanates from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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