Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.