At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.