Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.