I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.