Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.