A smiling face is half the meal.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.